West Drive Joke

TWO CENTURY VILLAGE RESIDENTS STANDING ALONG WEST DRIVE

1^ST RESIDENT: Look, The British are coming the British are coming.

2^nd RESIDENT: No Dummy, that's  not the British, that’s David Israel on a white horse.

1^st RESIDENT: What’s he doing?

2^nd RESIDENT: He’s collecting money from all the poor people in the village’ to pay for his WIFI.

1^st RESIDENT:  I thought they didn’t have the money to pay for WIFI because he spent all the money on the roads.

2^nd RESIDENT:  That’s right; see that pot he’s carrying?  He wants all the poor people who live in  the village to put three dollars in it, so he can have his WIFI.

1st RESIDENT: How about the rich people?

2^nd RESIDENT: He already has their money. He only wants the poor people to contribute.

1^st RESIDENT: If the people are so poor, how are they going to get the money?

2^nd RESIDENT: Well, for starters, they can go to Dunkin Donuts and beg for the day-old  leftovers before they are thrown out. The money they save on food could go toward Wi-Fi.

1^st RESIDENT:  How will they pay their electric bill?

2nd RESIDENT: They can read in the dark.

1^st RESIDENT: How about air conditioning?

 2^nd RESIDENT: They can go into the clubhouse to cool off.

 1^st RESIDENT: How about WPRF dues?

2^nd RESIDENT: Good question because if they don’t pay WPRF, they won’t be able to use the clubhouse, ride the buses or call in friends.

1^st RESIDENT: And how about their association dues?

 2^nd RESIDENT: I guess their association will have to foreclose and put them on the street.

1^st RESIDENT: Then what will they do?

2^nd RESIDENT: I guess they will have to commit a crime and go to jail; then they will have three square meals and a roof over their heads.

1^st RESIDENT: Look, there goes David Israel heading for the clubhouse and there’s a big smile on his face. What do you think it means?

 

2^nd RESIDENT: It probably means that because all the poor people are in jail, he doesn't need them anymore.  The rich people will pay.