A Question for My Readers
“What Is Inappropriate?”
Stew Richland
Words are expressions of ideas, humor, and observations about the
world we live in. For many years the Ringling Barnum and Bailey circus would
perform at Madison Square Garden. On of
the perks of this event that rarely got any publicity was the fact that the circus
made available to New York City farmers, free manure that was scooped up by
their handlers. The circus would provide
the product, eager city farmers would provide the shovels and plastic bags to
carry away their prizes. For those who
do not possess a “green thumb,” animals that do not eat meat provide a rich
sources of plant nutrients especially for organic vegetable gardeners. This annual event was covered by the Daily
News and Post, and on one occasion, my father and I were interviewed and had our
picture taken for posterity.
My motive for writing this article was two fold. Circus officials
announced that they would no longer use Elephants in their show and that they
would be retired to farms in Florida. I was saddened by this decisions because
I remember how children responded to their performances. Elephants have always played a special role
at the Circus, the Zoo, literature and in the movies. “Dumbo” is an American animated film produced
by Walt Disney Productions and premiered on October 23, 1941. This film became a classic and was seen by
millions of children around the world.
My other motive for writing the article was that I shared this
experience with my father. Since
Father’s Day was coming up, I wanted to share this experience with our Century
Village fathers.
I submitted the article and waited to see it published in the June
edition of the Reporter. It was not. I asked the editor, Joy Vestal, why it was
not printed and she replied, “ The editorial staff felt it was inappropriate.” The dictionary defines inappropriate as:
“unsuitable, esp. for the particular time, place, or situation. The Urban Dictionary defines the word
appropriate as: ” The word people use when you've done something
that isn't technically "bad" or "wrong" but they still
don't like it anyway and expect you to conform to their personal tastes.
My issue with this decision is quite simple, based on the
definitions of inappropriate. provide me with
a reason(s) why my article was deemed “inappropriate” compared to recently published articles
entitled, “Norton Museum prepares for renovation,” “June Brides,” “When Dad Took Us Tent
Camping,” “Changing Attitudes Towards
Sports,” trips to the sugar fields, or
“Every Runner Needs a Watch.” Since the
Reporter is always asking residents to contribute to our Village publication, I
feel that I deserve some clarification as to their decision on this issue.
Below is the article that was deemed inappropriate. Please comment
if you think this article is inappropriate and should not have been published.
I have a thick skin so please be fair, balanced and unafraid.
Reply on the blog that the article is posted on or on
phyllisrichland.blogspot.com
The End of an Era
Stew Richland
On May 1, the Ringling Brothers Elephant show will end. The
Elephants will be retired to a farm in south Florida, and will be closed to the
public. The Elephant show was always
billed as the main attraction. Millions
of children had viewed the trained giants doing their walk-abouts in the center
of the main ring. Children screamed with
excitement when the Elephants reached with their long noses and curled it
around the Elephants tail in front of
them.
How many millions of families in small town America, were drawn to
Main street to see the parade of animals being led down the center of town to the beat
of the Circus band. Children were
awed by these 18 foot giants, being led by their handlers and sitting on a
seats nestled behind huge flapping ears were beautifully costumed trapeze
artists or bare back riders waving to the crowds. What a sight it must have
been for all those people living in isolated rural sections of our country.
For those who did not live in or near a city that had a zoo, were
deprived of the opportunity to see live what they only read about, or found in
coloring books. When Disney
produced DUMBO in 1941 about a baby elephant made fun of because of his enormous ears, a young circus
elephant is assisted by a mouse to achieve his full potential. The Jungle Book,
1947, is a story about a boy Mogli who
flees into the Jungle to escape the wrath of a tiger, and is protected by his
friends the elephants. Tarzan, the King of Jungle also brought elephants into
the lives of so many children, when they went to the movies on Saturday with
all their friends while their parents took a breather from having them
underfoot.
The Circus has been under attack by the animal rights groups
and several animal rights groups
repeatedly criticized, picketed and sued the Ringling Bros. for its treatment
of the animals. In 2011, the circus was fined $270,000 by the USDA for
violations of the Animal Welfare Act. Under this kind of pressure, Ringling
Bros. made the decision to retire these wonderful animals and let them live out
their lives in retirement in sunny Florida.
In this photo a blind child in Chicago sits on the back of an
kneeling Elephant from the Ringling Bros. Circus in 1917. Can you just imagine the thrill this was for
the child?
Just look at the faces of the children and their parents when this
Elephant reaches its snout and begins to explore the little ones in the
audience.
I am sure that we all have our elephant stories and I would like
to share two of mine with you. It was on
a cold winter day that I went with my father to the Brooklyn Zoo. I wore woolen
gloves to keep my hands warm. I remember
standing by the guard rail of the
Elephant enclosure with some peanuts in my outstretched hand hoping to entice
an elephant to take the offering.
Quickly I was rewarded. Reaching
out for the peanuts the Elephant deftly took my offering and with the slight of
nose as graceful as any pickpocket, he snatched the glove right off my hand and
sauntered away with his prize.
When ever the Circus would come to town, they would advertise in
the local papers that on certain days, gardeners were welcome to take the days
manure collection produced by the circus animals. They also provided large plastic bags with
the circus logo for all the amateur gardeners.
My father and I never missed this opportunity to acquire this great
source of food for out vegetable gardens.
My father and I would arrive early, so we could load up on this “Brown
Gold.” We had shovels and extra heavy
duty garden bags if the circus did not supply their own bags. I can remember shoveling rapidly from the
waste bins into the bag that my father held, filling it up and then he would
rush back to the car to deposit this great gift into the trunk of the car. On
one occasion, people who were new at this game and were not equipped with
shovels, actually begged me to shovel the manure into the bags they carried. I
did, and with such gusto that I not only filled up their bags but also covered
their clothes with the prize they were so anxious to take home. Every time I dumped a shovel full on their
shoes or pants, I said I was sorry, they replied, “that’s OK just keep on
shoveling. Every manure hunter always knew when he scoped a prized specimen
from an Elephant because the lump was just slightly smaller than a
football. Some where in my file of
family photos I have a picture of my father with a bag of manure being
interviewed by a Daily News reporter. I
know many of my readers have fond memories of doing something with their
fathers, but I wonder how many of you have that special memory of shoveling
sh.t into a bag being held by your father.
An
Elephant Poem
Little birdie in the sky.
Please don’t do do in my
eye?
Boy am I glad Elephants don’t fly!
Appropriateness seems to be only in the eye of the writer not in the the beholder. These people can be added to the list of people that see enemies in every post that we make.
ReplyDeleteIf it was the word (SHIT) that Ms. Vestal found offensive, here it my 2 Cents worth:
ReplyDeleteSHIT HAPPENS
Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
Narcisism: I am the shit!
And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!
More shit...
DeleteJoy Vestal: If shit happens; blame the malcontents.
David Israel: It's Ed Blacks shit.
Barbara Cornish: Shit is free.
Howard O'Brien: Flush the shit down the toilet.
Fausto Fabbro: The shit tastes better with tomato sauce.
Dom Guarnagia: I didn't know shit was a problem.
Myron Silverman: I don't deal with shit.
Suzie Byrnes: I own all this shit.
Ed Black: I'm tired of shoveling everybody's shit.
Jackie Karlan: Fuck this shit.
Herb Finkelstein: Let's make friends with this shit.
George Franklin: Let's shoot this shit.
Eva Rachesky: Don't shit in the pools.
Lanny Howe: This shit will make a good story.
Donald Foster: I will spread this shit around the village for you.
Anita Buchanan: I will spread the word about this shit to the delegates.
John Hess: This shit is nice.
P.S. If I left your name out and you want to be included in this shit, please let me know.
Very touching and well written Steward. Have you considered adopting a catchy pseudonym so that your work may be published in the future?
ReplyDeleteAnd still more shit.
ReplyDeleteGrace Macklin: I eat shit.
Bob Marshall: Wake me up when it's time to shit.
Mollie Marshall: I'm gonna bang the shit out of this shit.
P.S.
Keep the shit coming.
What is really inappropriate is the drag queen, Joy vestal.
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