WARNING

According to Eva Rachesky, David Israel and the Officers Committee of UCO, our clubhouse Library may contain some religious material, which is detrimental to your mind.  

Please enter said premises at the risk of being introduced to articles, which may influence you into becoming a member of a cult such as, Jehovah Witness, Catholicism, Judiaism, Islam, Buddism, Hinduism, or  atheism.  

If you fail to adhere to the risks and find yourself praying to an unfamiliar god, who does not answer your prayers, please feel free to join the new religion called Terrorism. This is the one where if your god does not deliver the goods you want,  you can beat the shit out of him.