LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE
JURY, HAVE YOU REACHED A VERDICT?
“Yes, your
honor, we find the defendant David Israel Guilty of contacting code enforcement
to remove a banner recommending his opponent Phyllis Richland be voted the next
president of UCO.”
“I shall now pass sentence: David Israel you have been found guilty a
second time of willfully being responsible for having removed an election
banner. I
hereby sentence you to resign the presidency of UCO immediately and refrain
from running for any UCO office for a period of not less than five years. I am ashamed of your actions. You have used
your office to deny the right of your honorable and qualified opponent to
advertise her candidacy for President of UCO.
You have acted in a shameful manner. If you in any way do not follow
these instructions, you will be remanded to jail for the remaining period of
your sentence. Do you understand?
“Yes, your
honor.”
“Jury is dismissed."
RESISENTS: Dave says,IT'S MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY, LET'S SHOW HIM, THE HIGHWAY THAT TAKES HIM OUT OF THE PRESIDENT'S OFFICE OF UCO.
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