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For all those “friendly” Century Village people who enjoy TURKEY

STUFFING at Thanksgiving, you must try the following recipe:

 

      TURKEY STUFFING

Please follow recipe closely

1 cup cranberry sauce

3 eggs

1 teaspoon salt and pepper

1 green pepper chopped

1 cup celery – diced

4 cups uncooked popcorn

3 cups uncooked rice

garlic and parsley to taste

 

Mix well.  Stuff turkey loosely. Put

In oven – preheated to 350F.  Bake

until popcorn pops and blows the

ass off the turkey.

 

IMPORTANT NOTE:  After the blast, -- if your oven is messy with

Black crud, you can clean it up with a secret dingle berry mixture

from Israel.  However, if your oven is only a puket Brown, you may

Still need to wake up the fire Marshall.

 

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