Sunday, November 29, 2015

While you're on one knee



Well, I finally had an opportunity to read the very private blog of Mr. David Israel. And, it is private. If you ever blew your nose in front of him, he would not allow you to post anything on HIS blog, -- not the Century Village Blog, but, HIS blog.

It's like reading the Lady's Home Journal meshed in with The Bending of the Truth, Hocus-Pocus and Gibberish.

And, I must mention the extravagant frivolity of one-liners by the UCO president that are supposed to make you believe
that he is the teacher, the ruler, the demagogue, -- the final word. Ugh, I'm ready to give up my lunch.

In any case, I read the 7 paragraph expressions of Lanny Howe. He always says that he doesn't read this Village Blogger, and maybe it's because his ego is so large that you can't see his shoulders, -- but I hope somebody draws his attention to it, and he deflates his head and reads it.

Lanny took specific words and emphasis on words in caps out of context to bolster his assertions in order to make a case that My Village Blogger is a blog not to be trusted for "ANYTHING." But, "Lanny," his UCO Reporter name, fails to tell you of the true contents of the long and detailed article posted on My Village Blogger on December 25, 2013, of which he refers. It was accurate in every respect, and deserving because of the manner in which "Lanny" conducts himself, and has the audacity to presume that everything he puts in print is worth reading. Without UCO, -- controlled by Israel and Vestal, "Lanny" would have a hard time spewing something out for a last page printing on Mickey Mouse & The Seven Dwarfs.

Mr. Howe, otherwise known as "Lanny," -- or how about Samuel Clemens, otherwise known as Mark Twain. Or, how about Stephen King, otherwise known as Richard Bachman. And, Theo Geisel known as Dr. Seuss. And, me, Ed from MA,
known by most friends as Eduardo. Oh, you don't want to forget Benjamin Franklin, formerly known as Silence Dogood, or David Israel, otherwise known as Nero. So, "Lanny," when you refer to me as "infamous Eduardo," you really need to take off the blinders, look in the mirror and ask yourself if you are morally handicapped, or a downright retard.

"Lanny," or whatever your pen name is today, --- read the December 25, 2013 article of which you refer, --- deny every-thing, and then see how (no pun intended) many people fall to the floor and roll over with uncontrolled laughter. You see, you may have everyone hoodwinked, but not me.

Have a super-marvelous day at the "RAG" where firings are commonplace, and don't forget to say something nice to Nero while you're on one knee, or you may be next.

EDUARDO



2 comments:

  1. Do you really think Lanny doesn't read the village blog? That is indicative of a person who is closing off his mind to someones opinion. To be a really informed person as a member of the ( ahem ) press should be, one should read everything , especially if it is relevant to your publication. I am reluctant to say that Lanny is a liar, but I gotta think he sneaks a peek at the blog now and then . It's understandable that he would make such a point of informing everyone that he doesn't read it. If his masters found out that he was reading Gary's blog, and perhaps getting a few good ideas or a different perspective to consider, they would probably sack him. Resulting in Lanny losing the only claim to fame he possesses.

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    1. I am flattered that you call it "Gary's Blog", but the title of the Blog is "My Village Blogger".

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