A POLITICAL FAIRY TALE.
(Vladimir Putin and Barak
Obama speaking on the telephone)
PUTIN: Barak, Ve gotta a problem, this Snowman boy of
your Vants Russia to give em temporary asylum. Vat do you vant us to do?
BARAK: Give him asylum for a year.
It will give us time to decide what to do with him. You see we have a problem
too. He’s a spy. He gave away our
darkest Secrets. But, under our constitution,
he could be considered a whistleblower not a spy. If we take him back,
prosecute him and fail we will look like fools.
Putin:
Ok Barack, if ve do this for you, what are you going to do for us?
BARAK: Tell you what Vlad. How About a nice vacation in sunny Florida? We have a great senior community for your
comrades called Century Village WPB. I
spent some time there when I was running for president. They will love it. Plus,
well throw in some kegs of vodka. They have a terrific political fight going on now. Your comrades could join
in; they will love it. What do you say
vlad?
PUTIN: I tink about it and
let you know at the G-20.
Great, Olga. It's nice to enjoy a little levity.
ReplyDeleteHey Lady, I'm running you for President. You pegged it. I just read that Snowden is in Russia. You must have ESP.
ReplyDeleteCan we get together sometime. I need you to pick some horses for me.