Yes, audience, it is time for that wonderful reality show, Ya' Know What? More scintillating conversation with our prior panelists David Israel and Esther Sutofsky. So let's begin.
Esther: Ya' know what, David Israel? I believe that you have no clue as to how to handle money, certainly not more than what you might have in your wallet. And how do I know that? Well, secret transfers of money, immoral, if not illegal by our bylaws, transfer of money from one fund to another and a looming bankruptcy at one point. So what's up with that?
David: Uh, uh....It wasn't my fault. Ed told me to do it. He made me. I always listen to Ed Black. I even think he should be treasurer again (Aha! So that is why David Israel is persecuting Dorothy Tetro - get her out a month before elections and that will give Ed Black a whole month to fiddle funds. Aha!)
Esther: Ya' know what, David Israel? We are not going to let you take us to the edge of bankruptcy again. We are going to be watching you and your minions like a hawk. No more signing contracts on the sly. No more bypassing the delegate assembly. NO MORE! And while we are on a financial topic... just what, exactly do you think about Ed Black's theory that the Rob Peter to Pay Paul theory of accounting is just fine and a valid one for an entity of our size with a multi million dollar budget?
Hey! Ya' know what? I got one more question for you. I just read in the paper that the NSA has a radio frequency in millions of computers which will allow them to do their tricks (hello, Richard Nixon theory of government). Since you keep telling us what an important and vital role you played in the NSA and seem to hint quite broadly that you continue to play a role,like saving the country after 9/11, so tell us, is that why you are so anxious to install UNSECURED WiFi in the Village? But hey, maybe there is a silver lining in that cloud. You would be so busy listening in that you would forget to transfer funds! And another plus - you love clouds, right?We'll get back to that cloud in another discussion. Not to worry.
David Israel: Uh, uh, uh, uh......Ed, Lanny, help!
Esther: Hey, ya' know what? Let's talk about that accusation people have been making stating that you are heartless. Is that true? If yes, then why? If not, then please explain why people would get that impression.
David Israel: Uh, uh, uh, uh....Ed, Lanny, Grace - help!
Esther: OK. Here is an easy one. Do you have any new plans? Any new ideas? Have you started planning for the contract renewals that are approaching? Have you made headway in finding a great contracts lawyer? Have you ever listened to the complaints of the people about Comcast, the lack of service, the rude service, the constant lateness of their service people, the lack of communication from office to said service people and the list can go on and on but "One moment please" - recognize that?
Well, ya' know what, we, the residents of CV are tired of this. Tired of the poor service we get for our huge contracts. We are tired of no answers. We are tired of being kept in the dark,
And YA' KNOW WHAT? TIME TO GO, DAVID ISRAEL. TIME FOR NEW IDEAS, FRESH ENERGY AND AN EAGERNESS AND ENTHUSIASM TO SERVE THE VILLAGE. IT IS TIME TO VOTE ESTHER, VOTE ESTHER, VOTE ESTHER!
THERE IS POWER WHEN WE UNITE. LET US UNITE BEHIND ESTHER AS SHE PLANS FOR A STRONGER FACE TO THE OUTSIDE CONTRACTORS, A FIRMER GRIP ON WHAT WE ARE ASKING AND WHAT WE ARE GETTING, A BETTER USE OF OUR FUNDS - OUR MONEY, OUR FEES.
and stay tuned for more Ya' Know What? Next time we will talk about Esther's plans for bids and contracts process and other topics. Stay tuned!
Oh, just a little aside, what's with that program on Channel 63 that is drawing complaints with rude and crude jokes about people in the religious life i.e. nuns,etc. What is that all about? Have we totally lost all sense of propriety and respect for others? And ya' can't blame this one on me, David Israel. Too bad, so sad.
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