Tuesday, July 15, 2014

LANNY HOWE JUST FELL OFF THE CLIFF, HIT HIS HEAD ON THE ROCKS BELOW AND IS SUFFERING FROM A SEVERE CASE OF DEMENTIA.
In his suffering state, Lanny says he does not know whether or not statute 718 requires UCO to have reserves or not.  – he forgot the dictum when you don’t know something, it’s best to keep your mouth shut - I guess the fall hit him pretty hard.  Lanny also calculated we only have to pay an additional $2.46 more a month to make up the $1,152,561 reserve deficit.   It seems when he fell off the cliff, he hit his head so hard, he started to hallucinate and envisioned himself the new treasurer of UCO.   Too bad Lanny, you are not the treasurer, nor a CPA. You are just a low-level jerk, oops; I mean a clerk who works at the UCO Reporter.  Your job is to report to David Israel everything that is being planned to go to press in order for David to stop Joy Vestal from printing anything adverse to His Majesty, David Israel.  
As James Cagney once said:
YOU’RE A DIRTY RAT.


5 comments:

  1. Remember that scene with Cagney and the Grapefruit? Fits here doesn't it

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  2. Lanny doesn't know anything. His main function is to cover for the Big One. When all is said and done he will be gone with all of Dave's acolytes.

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  3. Excuse me. I mean acolytes and sycophants, what ever that means?

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    1. The three faeries (mythical creatures) Peter Cruise, Lanny Howe and David Israel believe they can achieve miracles with the stroke of a pen. Lanny, who admits to being deficient in math, proclaims with his version of the budget, we can reduce our $17.00 UCO projected increase to a mere $2.50 - a number David Israel claims is correct. IN THAT CASE DAVID, MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE LANNY HOWE THE TREASURER AND PUT HOWARD O’BRIEN TO WORK AT THE UCO REPORTER.

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