Saturday, December 6, 2014

For the Residents info



     Seven men all claimed to have the solution to man's problems.

           Moses said, "Everything comes from up there,"  pointing to heaven.
           Solomon said, "All can be solved with this,"  pointing to his head.
           Jesus said, "Everything is defined by the heart."
           Marx said, "It all depends on the stomach."
           Freud said, "All is determined by sex."
           Israel said, "My head is so big that I can't see my shoulders."
           Einstein said, "It's all relative."

      WORDS OF WISDOM


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