Wednesday, February 5, 2014

The Big Stooge


THE STOOGE

Lanny Howe, is now in the forefront of being David Israel’s primary stooge.  Lanny has set out to offer an excuse for the paving mess David created. He believes he is next in line to replace Jay Leno on the tonight show. His biggest joke is telling the residents that David’s road paving fiasco is a minor error – a small mistake that cost the residents only five million dollars. Isn’t that the best joke you’ve heard lately? It appears that besides being the next Jay Leno, Lanny has also become David Israel’s clack and campaign manager. He’s trying hard to make us laugh away our anger at the fact that soon we will have to pave the roads again and if David is in office, it will probably cost us another five million dollars- only thing is we don’t have another five million dollars. Then What?

LANNY HOWE HAS GONE MAD.

He says there is no fiscally responsible way the village could have contracted for the perfect solution to have the storm drains carry off the rainwater from everywhere. Now, besides being a comedian Lanny is also an engineer. He says that to have storm drains carry off rainwater from everywhere would be a massive project amounting to almost rebuilding the entire village. Really  Lanny? How do you explain the fact that the rainwater problem was better before the road was paved?  And since, as you say, there is no perfect solution to the problem, why did we spend so much money to fix a problem that could not be fixed?

Lanny is turning a blind eye to David’s corruption. He gives accolades to David yet he neglects to discuss the rotten job that was done with the paving. He says things happen and sometimes they come out less than perfect.   Fiscally responsible Lanny?  How about a  F—K—G contract with a guarantee and a bond. David signed a one-page contact to do the paving.   Are you Mad Lanny?  Have you become a raving maniac like David Israel? It’s time for you to wake up and smell the rot in your house. The stench is abominable.

P.S.  If I were you Lanny, I would have second thoughts about replacing Jay Leno.   

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