Saturday, November 8, 2014

A Joke



I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business and patiently  waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of  bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk  of their car, and a "Remember 9-11" slogan    spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they  yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah!" Death to America " and took off before the light    changed.
 Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler    came speeding through the intersection and    ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
 For several  minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Holy shit, man....that    could have been me!"
 So today, bright and early,    I went out and got a job as a truck driver!  




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